January 2011
towritelesbiansonherarms asked: "I don’t know how many lawyers are available online.
Lemme know how that goes for you.
I’ll keep my jeans on too?
Shit I’m a lousy lay Dx
I make…toast and eggs?"
Throw in some bacon and you have a deal.
Lemme know how that goes for you.
I’ll keep my jeans on too?
Shit I’m a lousy lay Dx
I make…toast and eggs?"
Throw in some bacon and you have a deal.
jennyluvsher asked: 1) boob size: 38C
2) Age: 20
3) Favorite position: Top
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Adorkable and beautiful.
5) Would you have sex with me?: That wouldn't be fair to either of our partners.
6) lights on or off? Candlelights for the win.
7) Would you have to be drunk?: No.
8) Would you take a shower with me?: Yes, personal hygiene is...
2) Age: 20
3) Favorite position: Top
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: Adorkable and beautiful.
5) Would you have sex with me?: That wouldn't be fair to either of our partners.
6) lights on or off? Candlelights for the win.
7) Would you have to be drunk?: No.
8) Would you take a shower with me?: Yes, personal hygiene is...
While walking with your friends...
joshamrock:
youpleaseme:
Cool boys and their friends
Cool girls and their friends
You and your friends
AHAHAHAHHAHA
i laughed so hard :’) hahahaha
Im pretty sure that I am the one pushing you Ally :)
pretty sure i would just fall on my own…shit.
yourhero replied to your photo
I never want to see this ever again.
AHAHAHA. I’m sorry. We were hyper. And on photoshoot high ;p
sea-bears asked: 1) dick/boob size: 38D
2) Age: 19
3) Favorite position: One that feels best.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: I think you's da sexiest bitch.
5) Would you have sex with me?: All day, everyday.
6) lights on or off? On, so I can see your face.
7) Would you have to be drunk?: NO.
8) Would you take a shower with me?: Yes. ;)
9) Have...
2) Age: 19
3) Favorite position: One that feels best.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: I think you's da sexiest bitch.
5) Would you have sex with me?: All day, everyday.
6) lights on or off? On, so I can see your face.
7) Would you have to be drunk?: NO.
8) Would you take a shower with me?: Yes. ;)
9) Have...
Mooseland Perspective...: hopingforabetterday:... →
hopingforabetterday:
hopingforabetterday:
igloofish:
hopingforabetterday reblogged your photo: SN Photography SEE?! I started out tonight with a… block
your so pretty. im jealous.
Ah silly girl. You’re lovely. I’m older. I’ve had time to grow into what I look like.
haha. thank you….
hahaha thanks. :) ya im waitin for that moment. hahaha yay you followed me again. XD
Yeah sorry love....
hopingforabetterday:
igloofish:
hopingforabetterday reblogged your photo: SN Photography SEE?! I started out tonight with a… block
your so pretty. im jealous.
Ah silly girl. You’re lovely. I’m older. I’ve had time to grow into what I look like.
haha. thank you. but still you are very pretty. its cool that you modle. im just waoting for someone to find out about my singing and to see if its...
demonscars asked: 1) dick/boob size: 6.7" exactly, I measure every half hour.
2) Age: 27 (read: old)
3) Favorite position: I'm pretty happy just to be participating so the positioning is all up to whoever.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? yes
5) Would you have sex with me? yep
6) lights on or off? once again, I'm just happy to be involved,...
2) Age: 27 (read: old)
3) Favorite position: I'm pretty happy just to be participating so the positioning is all up to whoever.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? yes
5) Would you have sex with me? yep
6) lights on or off? once again, I'm just happy to be involved,...
hopingforabetterday reblogged your photo: SN Photography SEE?! I started out tonight with a… block
your so pretty. im jealous.
Ah silly girl. You’re lovely. I’m older. I’ve had time to grow into what I look like.
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towritelesbiansonherarms asked: 1) dick/boob size: I am British we don't have a dick.
2) Age: 25.. 6... 7.. FINE GAWD... 33
3) Favorite position: Central defence
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? Yes/Yes
5) Would you have sex with me? I demand a lawyer.
6) lights on or off? Off. with some christmas lights providing the only illumination.
7) Would you have to be drunk? Neah
2) Age: 25.. 6... 7.. FINE GAWD... 33
3) Favorite position: Central defence
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? Yes/Yes
5) Would you have sex with me? I demand a lawyer.
6) lights on or off? Off. with some christmas lights providing the only illumination.
7) Would you have to be drunk? Neah
Doing homework with Jo and Varty...
And by doing homework I mean drinking wine and pretending I’m working.
And to think this started off with a shoot of me...
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MEGS YOU HAVE TO SEE THE SPOCK PICTURE ONE SECOND
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yourhero asked: I'm going to participate cause im procrastinating at my office and i have some hilarious answers. .
1) dick - is gargantuan a number?
2) Age - Old man.
3) Favorite position - inside vagina.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? You're some hot gash. ( Thats a joke, I saw some posts of people picking on you so I wanted to emphasize ur hot coolnedd.
5)...
1) dick - is gargantuan a number?
2) Age - Old man.
3) Favorite position - inside vagina.
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? You're some hot gash. ( Thats a joke, I saw some posts of people picking on you so I wanted to emphasize ur hot coolnedd.
5)...
Oh hai.
soyasuicide:
This is so fucking cute. Needs to be on my dash.
Dear pants
jediramblings:
A pipe broke in the wall behind my sink this morning. Its cool, because I can fix it, just wish shit would stop breaking in my house. So, since I have a surprise day off, I will not be wearing pants until tomorrow. Pants are for suckers.
DOWN WITH PANTS!
Anonymous asked: 1) dick/boob size 38D or 36DD
2) Age - 21
3) Favorite position - I love new things, so I'm not picky
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? You're gorgeous girl, don't let anyone say otherwise.
5) Would you have sex with me? Do you play for both teams?
6) lights on or off? Depends on the mood
7) Would you have to be drunk? Nope
8)...
2) Age - 21
3) Favorite position - I love new things, so I'm not picky
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? You're gorgeous girl, don't let anyone say otherwise.
5) Would you have sex with me? Do you play for both teams?
6) lights on or off? Depends on the mood
7) Would you have to be drunk? Nope
8)...
jediramblings asked: 1) dick/boob size - small enough I can still have sex, But big enough I can't be careless with it.
2) Age - 25
3) Favorite position - I prefer Safety, but can play Linebacker. Wait, that's not what your asking is it? EVERYTHING. The true question is how flexible are you?
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? Yes. More of a golden age look, 30's, 40's than...
2) Age - 25
3) Favorite position - I prefer Safety, but can play Linebacker. Wait, that's not what your asking is it? EVERYTHING. The true question is how flexible are you?
4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? Yes. More of a golden age look, 30's, 40's than...
“Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. We don’t...”
– John Green (via abodycomingthroughtherye)
THIS
lolol do it.
breathinunion:
1) dick/boob size 2) Age 3) Favorite position 4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty? 5) Would you have sex with me? 6) lights on or off? 7) Would you have to be drunk? 8) Would you take a shower with me? 9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10) Would you leave after or stay the night?
bahahah HIT ME UP
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My mother is a sadist....
It’s my day of no classes.
What does she do?
She calls me at 7:30am. Happy as a fucking clam.
Shoot me.
I wish I could see myself from a boy's...